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The L.A. Complex Archive

  • Season 1 Episode 6 Airdate: February 14, 2012 A bloody Connor is taken into the ER on a stretcher. Meanwhile, Raquel and the dentist, and Nick and Abby enjoy a post-sex morning, while Tariq stares at the city from the motel-apartment’s rooftop—on the very spot Connor and Abby got sexy. While this is going on, a folk song about Los Angeles plays. L.A. isn’t really a city that deserves folk songs about it. I mean, it’s not even a very good song, which still makes it good for a folk song. But L.A. doesn’t have the vibe of folk song...1February 22, 2012

    The L.A. Complex: 1.06 “Burn It Down”

  • Season 1 Episode 5 Airdate: February 7, 2012 Connor is all hopped up on goofballs at work. Or else he can float. At which point he should screw off with acting and make money as the first person to master the power of flying a few inches off the ground. Connor’s state is screwing up filming. That Aussie bastard is probably high on too much Vegemite. That shit will fuck you up, it’s so disgusting. You know, every nation has their own unique spread to put on bread, but none of them are as tasty as good old American peanut...0February 13, 2012

    The L.A. Complex: 1.05 “Home”

  • Season 1 Episode 4 Airdate: January 31, 2012 A little boy stares into a room containing a man passed out over a recliner. In the hallway, he sees his mother about to leave with a baby. “I can’t stay here anymore,” she says to the boy. “But you have to stay with your daddy, OK?” “But he hates me!” cries the boy. “Tough titties,” says the mom as she leaves without him. Is this a drama being filmed or someone’s flashback? The mom calls the boy Connor. Present day Connor wakes up. It was a dream. It was also ripped...0February 5, 2012

    The L.A. Complex: 1.04 “The Other Side of the Door”

  • Season 1 Episode 3 Airdate: January 24, 2012 The episode picks up shortly after where the previous ended, with Tariq and Kaldrick King on the floor of his mansion in the mist of some post-sex panting.  “You need to leave,” Kaldrick tells Tariq. “Get out.” Typical man. But hey, you know what they say about interns: you don’t NOT pay them for sex; you give them college credit to leave afterward! LOL! Abby shows up at the studio lot ready for her hooker role. She tries to visit Connor, whose show is on the same lot, but finds him having...3January 26, 2012

    The L.A. Complex: 1.03 “Who You Know”

  • Season 1 Episode 2 Airdate: January 17, 2012 Abby has taken that job at a stripper. She gives a man a lapdance in the Champagne Room. He takes a liking to Abby, calling her “A curvy Mila Kunis meets, like, an Asian Jeanne Triplehorn” whoever that second person is. I found it funny that he immediately knew she is a wannabe actress, just because she is working as a stripper in Los Angeles. He tells her she would be perfect for a role as Vanessa Hudgens’ sister (Hudgens is also Filipino, doncha’ know). But when the man grabs her breast,...8January 20, 2012

    The L.A. Complex: 1.02 “Do Something”

  • Season 1 Episode 1 Airdate: January 10, 2012 The LA Complex is a new drama from Epitome Pictures, the Degrassi people. They can barely put together one TV series, and now they want to make another. I don’t get it either. It’s set in Los Angeles and about a group of plucky young hipsters with aspirations of making it in showbiz. After years of Degrassi constantly forgetting it takes place in Canada, the producers have said, “Fuck it let’s just make a show about the US.” We are introduced to the characters while the Yeah Yeah Yeahs’ song “Zero” plays,...7January 14, 2012

    The L.A. Complex: 1.01 “Down in L.A.”

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