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Season 3 Episodes 20 & 21 Airdate: May 15, 2012 “Props” aired the same night as “Nationals” as part a two-episode event. I call it Glee: The Movie. It’s like how Walker, Texas Ranger used to do TV movies back when networks still did made-for-TV movies. Walker and Glee are equally as logical. Far from being the embarrassment Sue predicted, gender-all encompassing Unique has gotten a lot of positive press for Vocal Adrenaline, which could give them an advantage at Nationals. Sue says that New Directions must respond by putting Kurt in a flapper dress and calling him Porcelaina. Kurt...
Glee: 3.20 & 21 “Props” & “Nationals”

Season 3 Episodes 20 & 21 Airdate: May 15, 2012 “Props” aired the same night as “Nationals” as part a two-episode event. I call it Glee: The Movie. It’s like how Walker, Texas Ranger used to do TV movies back when networks still did made-for-TV movies. Walker and Glee are equally as logical. Far from being the embarrassment Sue predicted, gender-all encompassing Unique has gotten a lot of positive press for Vocal Adrenaline, which could give them an advantage at Nationals. Sue says that New Directions must respond by putting Kurt in a flapper dress and calling him Porcelaina. Kurt…

Season 1 Episode 5 Airdate: July 4, 2011 Bay and Ty are somewhere in the barrio about to make whoopee. However, Ty breaks it off when neither of them can produce a condom. ABC Family promotes safe sex! And often! This is the first time a Mexican has ever called off sex due to lack of birth control. I’m surprised he even knows what a condom is. The Pope is going to be sooo mad! Ty drives her home and they make out in his truck. Bay’s dad finds them. He watches them for a little bit and then Bay’s...
Switched at Birth: 1.05 “Dogs Playing Poker”

Season 1 Episode 5 Airdate: July 4, 2011 Bay and Ty are somewhere in the barrio about to make whoopee. However, Ty breaks it off when neither of them can produce a condom. ABC Family promotes safe sex! And often! This is the first time a Mexican has ever called off sex due to lack of birth control. I’m surprised he even knows what a condom is. The Pope is going to be sooo mad! Ty drives her home and they make out in his truck. Bay’s dad finds them. He watches them for a little bit and then Bay’s…

Season 1 Episode 4 Airdate: June 27, 2011 On a date, Daphne and Liam discuss their survival strategies in the event of the Zombie-pocalypse. Daphne says she likes Liam as a boyfriend, but would still take his food at gunpoint. I’m going to take a break to tell you what I would do to survive a zombie outbreak. Johnny and I discussed this in 2004 after George Dumb-leyou Bu$h was reelected and it felt like the end of the world, am I right??? Remember how in Dawn of the Dead a group of human survivors barricaded themselves up in a...
Switched at Birth: 1.04 “Dance Amongst Daggers”

Season 1 Episode 4 Airdate: June 27, 2011 On a date, Daphne and Liam discuss their survival strategies in the event of the Zombie-pocalypse. Daphne says she likes Liam as a boyfriend, but would still take his food at gunpoint. I’m going to take a break to tell you what I would do to survive a zombie outbreak. Johnny and I discussed this in 2004 after George Dumb-leyou Bu$h was reelected and it felt like the end of the world, am I right??? Remember how in Dawn of the Dead a group of human survivors barricaded themselves up in a…

Season 3 Episode 19 Airdate: May 8, 2012 Rachel starts the episode with a voiceover—ala season 1—about moving on after Whoopi Goldberg crushed her dreams. I know how that feels, sister. With NYADA and Broadway out of the picture, she is trying to focus on smaller goals, such as prom. Figgins calls Brittany into his office. Brittany is the class president, but Figgins calls her a “do nothing presidency” and is considering abolishing the position all together. What does the class president even do? It’s not like she has any real power. That’s what the school board is for. The...
Glee: 3.19 “Prom-asaurus”

Season 3 Episode 19 Airdate: May 8, 2012 Rachel starts the episode with a voiceover—ala season 1—about moving on after Whoopi Goldberg crushed her dreams. I know how that feels, sister. With NYADA and Broadway out of the picture, she is trying to focus on smaller goals, such as prom. Figgins calls Brittany into his office. Brittany is the class president, but Figgins calls her a “do nothing presidency” and is considering abolishing the position all together. What does the class president even do? It’s not like she has any real power. That’s what the school board is for. The…

Season 3 Episode 18 Airdate: May 1, 2012 Porpoise of Life Name: Cooter Beats Coach Beiste Lesson of the Week: Domestic violins Rachel prepares for NYADA. Coach Beiste comes to school a black eye. Santana makes a crack that Cooter, her husband of equal size, went Chris Brown on her and other girls laugh. Santana CHOKED on being funny, because that Roz swim coach scary woman tells them it is inappropriate to joke about abuse and then insults all of their races. I think that’s sending a mixed message. She doesn’t know their names, so here is what she calls...
Glee: 3.18 “Choke”

Season 3 Episode 18 Airdate: May 1, 2012 Porpoise of Life Name: Cooter Beats Coach Beiste Lesson of the Week: Domestic violins Rachel prepares for NYADA. Coach Beiste comes to school a black eye. Santana makes a crack that Cooter, her husband of equal size, went Chris Brown on her and other girls laugh. Santana CHOKED on being funny, because that Roz swim coach scary woman tells them it is inappropriate to joke about abuse and then insults all of their races. I think that’s sending a mixed message. She doesn’t know their names, so here is what she calls…

  • Season 3 Episodes 20 & 21 Airdate: May 15, 2012 “Props” aired the same night as “Nationals” as part a two-episode event. I call it Glee: The Movie. It’s like how Walker, Texas Ranger used to do TV movies back when networks still did made-for-TV movies. Walker and Glee are equally as logical. Far from being the embarrassment Sue predicted, gender-all encompassing Unique has gotten a lot of positive press for Vocal Adrenaline, which could give them an advantage at Nationals. Sue says that New Directions must respond by putting Kurt in a flapper dress and calling him Porcelaina. Kurt...0May 18, 2012

    Glee: 3.20 & 21 “Props” & “Nationals”

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    Why I’m A Stallionist

  • Season 1 Episode 5 Airdate: July 4, 2011 Bay and Ty are somewhere in the barrio about to make whoopee. However, Ty breaks it off when neither of them can produce a condom. ABC Family promotes safe sex! And often! This is the first time a Mexican has ever called off sex due to lack of birth control. I’m surprised he even knows what a condom is. The Pope is going to be sooo mad! Ty drives her home and they make out in his truck. Bay’s dad finds them. He watches them for a little bit and then Bay’s...0May 17, 2012

    Switched at Birth: 1.05 “Dogs Playing Poker”

  • Season 1 Episode 4 Airdate: June 27, 2011 On a date, Daphne and Liam discuss their survival strategies in the event of the Zombie-pocalypse. Daphne says she likes Liam as a boyfriend, but would still take his food at gunpoint. I’m going to take a break to tell you what I would do to survive a zombie outbreak. Johnny and I discussed this in 2004 after George Dumb-leyou Bu$h was reelected and it felt like the end of the world, am I right??? Remember how in Dawn of the Dead a group of human survivors barricaded themselves up in a...0May 15, 2012

    Switched at Birth: 1.04 “Dance Amongst Daggers”

  • Season 3 Episode 19 Airdate: May 8, 2012 Rachel starts the episode with a voiceover—ala season 1—about moving on after Whoopi Goldberg crushed her dreams. I know how that feels, sister. With NYADA and Broadway out of the picture, she is trying to focus on smaller goals, such as prom. Figgins calls Brittany into his office. Brittany is the class president, but Figgins calls her a “do nothing presidency” and is considering abolishing the position all together. What does the class president even do? It’s not like she has any real power. That’s what the school board is for. The...1May 12, 2012

    Glee: 3.19 “Prom-asaurus”

  • Season 3 Episode 18 Airdate: May 1, 2012 Porpoise of Life Name: Cooter Beats Coach Beiste Lesson of the Week: Domestic violins Rachel prepares for NYADA. Coach Beiste comes to school a black eye. Santana makes a crack that Cooter, her husband of equal size, went Chris Brown on her and other girls laugh. Santana CHOKED on being funny, because that Roz swim coach scary woman tells them it is inappropriate to joke about abuse and then insults all of their races. I think that’s sending a mixed message. She doesn’t know their names, so here is what she calls...0May 12, 2012

    Glee: 3.18 “Choke”

  • Worries linger about Nickelodeon’s ratings slump Wall Street analysts peppered Viacom management Thursday with questions about the mysterious ratings slump at the company’s premier children’s television network Nickelodeon. Nickelodeon’s audience levels have fallen nearly 30% this season, prompting much speculation about the reasons behind the troubling drop. The issue is far from child’s play. Nickelodeon is one of the most valuable channels in television as well as within the Viacom universe. … “Nickelodeon has fallen to levels that you’ve never seen before,” said one prominent analyst, Michael Nathanson of Nomura Securities, observed during Viacom’s call. … “We’re going to focus on ways in which we can affect the Nickelodeon brand positively,”...1May 9, 2012

    Nickelodeon’s Ratings Fall 30%

  • This episode is so bad that Jesus himself tried to prevent me from reviewing it by deleting this entire disc from my computer. I had to defy our lord and savior by re-ripping it to my hard drive. If we start getting plagues of locusts and shit then its my fault. Sorry dudes. As you may remember last time the Downers got in the luggage compartment of a bus which they planned to ride to the beach. Today’s episode opens with them inside the luggage compartment of the bus. That makes sense. If it began with them all at home...0May 5, 2012

    Watership Down: The Great Water

  • Season 3 Episode 17 Airdate: April 24, 2012 Porpoise of Life Name: Whitney Houston Episode Lesson of the Week: We’re going to ignore that Whitney Houston died of a drug overdose and act like it was breast cancer or something. Aw man, Mercedes is singing. Her grandmother just died and she is sad. Santana, Rachel, and Kurt soon join her, so at least we have three good looking girls to stare at. The kids are still mourning the passing of Whitney Houston back in February. Because that really hit America’s high school seniors hard. “You think after two months they’d...0May 4, 2012

    Glee: 3.17 “Dance with Somebody”

  • Season 3 Episode 16 Airdate: April 17, 2012 The episode starts right off with “You Should Be Dancing”. And Blaine sings it. It’s the disco episode. I’m missing hockey for this. This episode aired during a Red Wings game in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Where I live, Fox and the CBC are right next to each other on the dial because Charter Cable thinks the Upper Peninsula is part of Ontario. So I flipped back a lot between Glee and the game. If you’re not a Canadian, or American citizen who lives in Michigan, you most likely do not give...0May 3, 2012

    Glee: 3.16 “Saturday Night Glee-ver”

  • Season 3 Episode 15 Airdate: April 10, 2012 I am not going to recap “On My Way” because it sucks my butt, so let’s move onto this episode, which also kinds of sucks. Rachel and Finn did not get married due to Quinn’s car accident, but now plan to in Chicago during Nationals. The couple keeps pushing back the date of their wedding. I think because Ryan Murphy keeps planning to write the wedding episode, but then spends all day masturbating in front of a mirror. Quinn is in a wheelchair because Ryan Murphy hates her. “Hey, here’s the most...2May 2, 2012

    Glee: 3.15 “Big Brother”

  • Season 1 Episode 3 Airdate: June 20, 2011 One of Kathryn’s rich friends is over. She gives Kathryn a prized antique vase captured on a recent adventure to South America. She then asks if Regina is her new live in maid. Kathryn does not want to tell her the truth. Kathryn calls a Kennish-Vasquez meeting to decide on a story to tell others about why a bunch of Mexicans are living here. Regina is fine with being honest about their situation, but Kathryn is not comfortable talking about the switch. Daphne signs to Regina asking why they have to lie....0May 1, 2012

    Switched at Birth: 1.03 “Portrait of My Father”

  • Stacey Farber played Ellie Nash on Degrassi. Then she was on some sitcom that only aired in Canada and was cancelled after [insert your own polar bear, dog sled, or hockey joke]. Here are 50 Pictures of her.   Here is Stacey’s twitter.0April 30, 2012

    50 Photos of Stacey Farber

  • Season 1 Episode 10 Airdate: November 18, 2009 Will’s Stupid Assignment of the Week: Ballads “Ballads are stories set to music,” Will tells the glee kids, “blah blah blah…Pick a name out of a hat and sing a ballad to your partner.” Will has to put his name in because that kid who will be dropped at the end of the season is not here. Rachel picks his name, so the two immediately sing a duet. At the home of her over the top parody of a conservative WASP family, Quinn’s mom helps her fit into a dress for the...0April 16, 2012

    Glee: 1.10 “Ballad”

  • Season 1 Episode 9 Airdate: November 11, 2009 Porpoise of Life Name: The Worst Episode of the 1st Season Issue of the Week: Be patronizing to people with disabilities The cheerleaders are jumping rope while Quinn, who was kicked off for being with child, watches longingly from the bleachers. Finn tries to talk about it with her. “I know how much it hurts to be off the team,” he says. No you don’t. Finn has never been kicked off anything. I must have forgotten after the concentration camp experience that was watching “I Kissed a Girl” but Finn has been...3April 16, 2012

    Glee: 1.09 “Wheels”

  • Hamtaro is like the best show to ever come from Japan. No doubt about it. I’ even including the show about teenage school girls who fight the tentacle penis monsters by using moonstones to transform into preteen girls with animal tails. That shit don’t even come close!   The premise of today’s episode is newspapers, and the humans or other creatures who contribute to this dying art form Fun Hamtaro Fact: Originally airing in Japan in the year 2000 this episode was considered a quaint throw back to a time where computers were not injected anally into Japanese babies at...0April 8, 2012

    Hamtaro: Maxwell’s Big Scoop

  • The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department tells E! News that a black-and-white was preparing to turn right in West Hollywood at approximately 3 a.m. when the 26-year-old thesp, driving a black BMW, allegedly tried to pass and collided with the right rear panel of the cruiser, causing minor paint damage to both vehicles. Upon further investigation, the officer suspected the Easy A star had been drinking and subsequently arrested her for driving under the influence. Bynes was booked at the West Hollywood Sheriff’s Station and bail was set at $5,000. As of press time, she remains behind bars. - from...2April 6, 2012

    Amanda Bynes Arrested for Drunk Driving

  • Season 1 Episode 2 Airdate: June 13, 2011 Daphne wakes up. It is her first full day of living in the guest house of the Kennish estate. Bay invites them to the main house for a big breakfast feast. It is better than the off-brand cereal they were going to eat. What are Sugar Rice Pops? It must be something cheap they picked up at the bodega. But Grandma Vasquez has to leave for work. She is the neighbor’s maid, so it’s a short commute! Daphne has trouble following the Kennishs because they talk so fast, but she grew up...0April 6, 2012

    Switched at Birth: 1.02 “American Gothic”

  • Season 1 Episode 1 Airdate: June 6, 2011 In a classroom, the students are pricking their fingers to take a blood type test. Remember the blood test you took in high school? No, because schools don’t do that. Blood tests for 30 plus students would cost a lot of money and not benefit the football team, so no school would conduct them. This scene introduces us to a girl named Bay Kennish. Later, at home, she tells her parents that the test results show she has an AB blood type. But her father, John, says that is impossible because both...1April 2, 2012

    Switched at Birth: 1.01 “This Is Not a Pipe”

  • Season 1 Episode 10 Airdate: November 3, 1994 I’ve previously talked about how much longer MSCL episodes are compared to TV shows today, due to the increase in commercial breaks. While watching this episode, I timed the credits. They are 1 minute, 6 seconds long. That’s unprecedented now. Most series don’t even have proper theme songs anymore! Ginger’s friends are over to raid her refrigerator because they are teenagers so love to eat. Hippie Friend even swipes a bottle of beer. But then Ginger’s mother and little sister enter the house and catch them. Gay Friend was holding the bottle,...0March 28, 2012

    My So-Called Life: 1.10 “Other People’s Mothers”

  • Season 1 Episode 4 Airdate: January 24, 2012 Billy shows up at Jane’s house to drive her and her brother to school. Jane tells him her brother has his own ride so, “You are back in the front seat where you belong.” It is where he belongs since it is his car. Billy and Lulu kissed at the end of the previous episode, and Billy wants to finally tell Jane about the relationship, but she is on the phone with Gray. Jane doesn’t find out until they get to school and Lulu plants a kiss on him. Jane is shocked....0March 26, 2012

    Jane by Design: 1.04 “The Finger Bowl”

  • Season 2 Episode 7 Airdate: November 16, 2010 Here’s the dealy-o kids, Sue is the acting principal because she got that fat girl, who will soon join glee club and then never be seen again, to sneeze on Principal Figgins. He caught her type 2 diabetes and is out with the flu. Fats also sneezed on Will. “Just one of the perks of being a high school teacher,” a sick Will says, “constant exposure to illness.” I thought that would be more an issue with elementary school teachers. Teenagers have pretty tough immune systems and don’t get sick all that...0March 22, 2012

    Glee: 2.07 “The Substitute”

  • Season 1 Episode 3 Airdate: January 17, 2012 Jane starts the episode with this voiceover. “Rivalries in fashion are the rule, not the exception.” Then she lists off a bunch of fashion brands I remember being mentioned on pop songs around 2002, before ending with, “But do our rivals…teach us who we really are?” Aww fuck, she’s going to go all Carrie Bradshaw on us. Bo Braun is Gray’s rival in the fashion world. Gray is the name of Jane’s boss, which I waited until the third episode to learn. But Bo Braun is a fun name to say. Let’s...0March 22, 2012

    Jane by Design: 1.03 “The Merkin”

  • Season 2 Episode 4 Airdate: October 12, 2010 Bad news. Puck is not present due to a contract dispute with the producers being in juvie for stealing an ATM.  As a replacement, Twink boy has joined the glee club. The lesson this week is duets. “A great duet is like a great marriage,” says Will. What does Will know about a great marriage? He may as well compare duets to childbirth. The glee club is going to have a duet competition, and the wining team will get a gift certificate to Fazoli’s Breadstix. Kurt eyes Twink for a partner as...1March 20, 2012

    Glee: 2.04 “Duets”

  • Season 1 Episode 9 Airdate: October 27, 1994 Ginger stares at a jack-o-lantern and tells us she worshipped Halloween when she was little. “It’s your one chance all year to be someone else,” says the girl who dyed her hair and changed all her friends a few months ago. Lil Ginger, her sister, needs a costume for school and she needs it that morning. It’s Halloween today. Ginger suggest she, “Be a pain the butt since you are.” ‘I’d be you,” Lil Ginger retorts, “but nobody could find a mask that ugly.” If this was a TGIF sitcom, those lines...0March 18, 2012

    My So-Called Life: 1.09 “Halloween”

  • This list is the culmination of having spent my entire adult life watching and reviewing every episode of Degrassi: The Next Generation. And I would have gotten the top 10 to you sooner, but I came down with writer’s block. Well, not so much writer’s block, as depression brought on by questioning why I’ve wasted my life. 10. KC’s Couch 9.11 & 12 “Heart Like Mine” I didn’t think any moment not featuring the original cast would make it to the top 10, but I surprise me sometimes. KC was the stock at risk youth of the late 2000s Degrassi....3March 12, 2012

    The 100 Most Intense Moments of Degrassi’s First 10 Seasons (Top 10)

  • What time is it? Its bunny time bitches.   Bigwig, Hazel, Fiver, and the rest are going through a field with high grass. It could be dangerous, they might have to fight two Pokemon at the same time but they are confident Keehar will be their eye in the sky giving up to the minute reports on foxes, weasels, tigers, and other natural predators of rabbits. Keehar being the dedicated friend he is sees some birds he knew from big water and follows them to chat up how awesome the big water is. Its big, its water, what else is...0March 12, 2012

    Watership Down: The Market

  • Season 1 Episode 2 Airdate: January 10, 2012 Jane has to wake up at 6:30 in the morning. She retrieves some pants from her closet and sets about snipping and sewing them. Why’d she need to get up early to alter a pair of pants? They aren’t even a project for work. They are just the pants she wore to school. As is her new routine, Jane leaves school at lunch for a busy day at work. As soon as she steps into her boss’s office, the two-way video comes on. Does her boss know as soon as someone enters...2March 10, 2012

    Jane by Design: 1.02 “The Runway”

  • Sofia, Bulgaria born Nina Dobrev got her acting start playing teen mom/teen model Mia Jones on Degrassi from 2006 to 2009. She is currently both Elena Gilbert and Katherine Pierce on The Vampires Diaries, a show that is better than it deserves to be considering 1) It’s on the CW 2) It was put on the air to profit off the popularity of Twilight 3) The lead actress is from Degrassi. We present this gallery of Ms. Dobrev in two parts. You can also follow Nina Dobrev on Twitter. Part 1: Nina in Fancy Dresses    3March 6, 2012

    100 Photos of Nina Dobrev

  • All the way with Stephanie Kaye! Student council presidential nominee Steph ditches her BFF for a chance at fame. But will her giant knockers persuade her peers? Of course. We’re talking about middle schoolers here, people.0March 6, 2012

    Degrassi Junior High: 101 “Kiss Me, Steph”

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