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The L.A. Complex: 1.06 “Burn It Down”
Season 1 Episode 6 Airdate: February 14, 2012 A bloody Connor is taken into the ER on a stretcher. Meanwhile, Raquel and the dentist, and Nick and Abby enjoy a post-sex morning, while Tariq stares at the city from the motel-apartment’s rooftop—on the very spot Connor and Abby got sexy. While this is going on, a folk song about Los Angeles plays. L.A. isn’t really a city that deserves folk songs about it. I mean,…
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The L.A. Complex: 1.06 “Burn It Down”
Posted on February 22, 2012 | No CommentsSeason 1 Episode 6 Airdate: February 14, 2012 A bloody Connor is taken into the ER on a stretcher. Meanwhile, Raquel and the dentist, and Nick and Abby enjoy a post-sex morning, while Tariq stares at the city from the motel-apartment’s rooftop—on the very spot Connor and Abby got sexy. While this is going on, a folk song about Los Angeles plays. L.A. isn’t really a city that deserves folk songs about it. I mean,... -
My So-Called Life: 1.07 “Why Jordan Can’t Read”
Posted on February 20, 2012 | No CommentsSeason 1 Episode 7 Airdate: October 6, 1994 The episode begins with the viewers subjected to Ginger’s bad teenage poetry about love. Ah man. She tells us she always imagined that she would “fall in love nursing a blind solider who was wounded in battle.” Too bad she is part of that lucky generation that wouldn’t get sent to any wars. Bloody Gen-Xers, what do you have to be so jaded about? You’ll all be... -
Ten Cool Disney Princess Fanart Galleries
Posted on February 20, 2012 | No Commentsby jirkavinse by alicexz by donatelladrago by drachearannak-fc by jace-wallace by moonchildinthesky by petitetiaras by spicysteweddemon by x-arielle by yua-san -
Watership Down: The Roundabout
Posted on February 14, 2012 | No CommentsThis episode is The Roundabout. The words will make you out and out. Hawkbit and Dandelion are at the farm pulling up turnips Mario Bros 2 style yo. In the last episode they stole food from here there was a fence but now the field is fenceless. We know it isn’t a different farm because that one dog is there. Usually he is tied up but now he isn’t. Other slight differences in... -
The L.A. Complex: 1.05 “Home”
Posted on February 13, 2012 | No CommentsSeason 1 Episode 5 Airdate: February 7, 2012 Connor is all hopped up on goofballs at work. Or else he can float. At which point he should screw off with acting and make money as the first person to master the power of flying a few inches off the ground. Connor’s state is screwing up filming. That Aussie bastard is probably high on too much Vegemite. That shit will fuck you up, it’s so disgusting.... -
Glee: 3.12 “The Spanish Teacher”
Posted on February 12, 2012 | No CommentsSeason 3 Episode 12 Airdate: February 7, 2012 Porpoise of Life name: “Mexican Episode” Issue of the Week: Latino culture is rich and vibrant and Santana is easily offended Will’s rendition of “La Cucaracha” in Spanish class does not go over well. The principal tells him that a student complained that it was offensive. I don’t see why. They sell those giant flashy hats all over Mexico. That’s probably where Will bought his outfit. The... -
Glee: 3.11 “Michael”
Posted on February 11, 2012 | 2 CommentsSeason 3 Episode 11 Airdate: January 31, 2012 Porpoise of Life name: “Michael Jackson” Issue of the Week: Glee Honors Michael Jackson This episode gets right into it. “Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’” kicks off within the first 45 seconds. Which means this episode will be light on plot and heavy on songs. I don’t care for this particular song, though. I only like the Michael Jackson songs that Weird Al Yankovic has parodied. Also “Thriller”,... -
My So-Called Life: 1.06 “The Substitute”
Posted on February 10, 2012 | No CommentsSeason 1 Episode 6 Airdate: September 29, 1994 English class is crazy today! There has been no teacher for several days, so the kids are playing basketball to TLC music. Then the new teacher enters. It’s Jon Lovitz and we are in the 1996 comedy High School High! No, actually the teacher is a substitute, a 50-year-old British Christopher Walken. He talks like Christopher Walken but with a British accent. Maybe when he wanted to... -
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: 1.00 Unaired Pilot
Posted on February 8, 2012 | No Comments10,000 years ago Rita Repulse was imprisoned in a space dumpster on the Moon. She remained there until two unsuspecting astronauts opened the dumpster and changed the world forever. -Austin St. John Since I spent most of the holidays watching and reviewing the Goddamn Mighty Morphine (teeheehee!) Power Rangers it would be apt to close the season 1 reviews with the very first episode, “Day of the Dumpster”. Instead, I am going to review a... -
The L.A. Complex: 1.04 “The Other Side of the Door”
Posted on February 5, 2012 | No CommentsSeason 1 Episode 4 Airdate: January 31, 2012 A little boy stares into a room containing a man passed out over a recliner. In the hallway, he sees his mother about to leave with a baby. “I can’t stay here anymore,” she says to the boy. “But you have to stay with your daddy, OK?” “But he hates me!” cries the boy. “Tough titties,” says the mom as she leaves without him. Is this a... -
Wrestling Pay-Per-View Posters: An Introspective
Posted on February 2, 2012 | 1 CommentPay-per-view wrestling events have always been a big deal. Its the place where feuds are settled, stakes are raised, and the promotion makes its real money. With a lot going into the production and build up it is necessary to get as many viewers as possible. A well made poster can make all the difference in convincing somebody to make the purchase. This right here is an example of the best poster ever. Look at... -
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: 1.54 “Trick or Treat”
Posted on February 1, 2012 | No CommentsSeason 1 Episode 54 Airdate: May 3, 1994 We open with Kimberly, the Pink Ranger, on a balance beam. Kim will be a contestant on the game show, Jeopardy: Retard Edition. Tommy, the Green Ranger, says “Isn’t that the most popular game show in America?” Take THAT America. Kimberly wants to win a car and hopes her fellow Rangers will be in the audience to root for her, but Tommy cannot as he as has... -
The 100 Most Intense Moments of Degrassi (Honorable Mentions)
Posted on January 28, 2012 | 3 CommentsIn no particular order. Tampon Tree 4.18 “Modern Love” That night, Emma’s movement to liberate wymen from the chauvinistic male oppression goes into high gear. She ties a bunch of tampons around a large tree in Chester’s yard. That will teach him to have a penis. To top things off, Emma proceeds to plant a star thing made of tampons on top of the tree. The others girls hold the ladder for Emma but then... -
My So-Called Life: 1.05 “The Zit”
Posted on January 27, 2012 | 1 CommentSeason 1 Episode 5 Airdate: September 22, 1994 At school, Ginger watches her ex-Best Friend get kissed on the head by a boy. Ginger is jealous she had no one to wet her noggin. “So Sharon’s life is developing in this natural healthy way,” Ginger narrates, “while my life is clogged.” Like her pores! In class, Ginger looks into her compact and sees a zit on her chin! Oh no one pimple! How ever will... -
The L.A. Complex: 1.03 “Who You Know”
Posted on January 26, 2012 | 1 CommentSeason 1 Episode 3 Airdate: January 24, 2012 The episode picks up shortly after where the previous ended, with Tariq and Kaldrick King on the floor of his mansion in the mist of some post-sex panting. “You need to leave,” Kaldrick tells Tariq. “Get out.” Typical man. But hey, you know what they say about interns: you don’t NOT pay them for sex; you give them college credit to leave afterward! LOL! Abby shows up...
